"As long as you don't start reminiscing about St. Olaf." Wrong Golden Girls character. Whatever. Tony doesn't remember a more relevant reference off the top of his head.

"It happens," He says with a half-shrug. "So you thought you were going to be fire and you... came down just to visit me, huh?" There's something else he should maybe say, something about not firing her, but he's immediately distracted. His iTunes has switched songs. You know what to do with that big fat butt, croons Jason Derulo over the soundsystem. Wiggle wiggle wiggle.